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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

The Bear Will Not Use You

Posted on 10:27 AM by humpty
This scrawl was sent back on the bottom of a submission letter to The Bear Deluxe (an independent environmental magazine) and sent in by a loyal Mouse who has been getting the work out there. It says:  "Thanks for thinking of us but we are unable to use your work." Couldn't they have composted it?
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